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August 05, 2006

Cuba braces for U.S. attack


Well, obviously, Castro is dead. There's no other way to explain this bizarre turn of events, is there? By using the ricidulous claim that the United States is about to attack, Cuba can use the impending invasion as cover to mobilize the military throughout the country -- so that they can put down any resistance or any too joyous celebration when the truth about their dear leader comes out.

Posted by Scott on August 5, 2006 09:44 AM

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"Cubans interviewed on state-run media Friday said they would fight to the death against any invaders from the north..."

What if we swung around and came at 'em from the Dominican, would they fight to the death then? Y'know, get them on a technicality, "Hey, we came at you from the Southeast, you didn't say anything about fighting to the death against invaders from the Southeast". It could work.

Posted by: Greg at August 10, 2006 11:30 AM

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